THAT MY JOB TAKES ME INTO MANY PEOPLE'S HOMES WHERE I GET TO SEE AAAAAMAZING THINGS LIKE THIS FREAKY LOO.
(ALL THE RAGE IN JAPAN APPARENTLY)
HIT POSTERIOR BUTTON AND YOU GET "THE BACK" WASHED
HIT FEMININE AND IT DOES THE FRONT (GENTLY)
HIT TURBOT AND YOU FEEL VIOLATED (AS TOLD BY THE OWNER)
AND HIT DRY AND YOU GET A LOVELY GENTLE BLAST OF WARM AIR THAT DRIES YOU "ALL OVER"
THE SEAT IS PERMANENTLY HEATED FOR YOUR SITTING PLEASURE.
Hmmm Now that is something to add to the things before you die list....I must say the warm seat sounds lovely, cheers katherine
ReplyDeleteI've used a heated toilet seat before. Can't say I liked it, you feel like someone has been there just before you. Actually, I seem to remember that one was upholstered too.
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